Moke

A person, usually male, with no game. Not only without game, but uses ridiculous tactics and lines to gain attention. This person usually thinks that they are the
P-I-M-P, but they are absolutely NOT.

Mary: Yikes! That guy is so lame. I wish he would just get out of here.
Jane: I know it. He such a moke.

by Nicholeg May 18, 2006

moke

1. n. (native Hawaiian origin) - pig dick
2. n. (Hawaiian slang) - derogatory term indicating classification synonymous to prick

1. That pig has a really small moke.
2. That tourist's turtleneck make him look like a pansy-ass moke.

by deplemisher April 25, 2003

Moke

When a woman chokes on the male organ

Cindy Moked on Tom at the party

by Bob Frapples November 11, 2003

moke

another word for smoke so insted of sayin smoke a cig you say moke a nig

me: hey wanna moke a nig

Daryn: hell yeah gimme that

by adam3036 March 28, 2009

moke

To smoke marijuana.

Yo, what up, you wanna moke later? I got five on it.

by JaYs October 24, 2003

Moke

Cigarette preferably a Newport 100

Gimme a Moke

by Fuzii Nugz December 1, 2003

moke

1. An ugly girl, typically a teenager or young women

2. A term of affection used between guys

Person 1 - "Damn man, check out that moke."
Person 2 - "That's my girlfriend you asshat."
Person 1 - "That's not my fault."

Person 1 - "Howdy mokes."
Person 2 + 3 - "Muertate en un fuego."

by J-Matt January 20, 2009