mollycrank

Verb

To deliberately bust a niggas shit with the full intent of upmost disrespect.

"Damn, that nigga just got mollycranked! "

"Oh yeah Daquan, mollycrank his dumbass!"

"That nigga can't check you bro, mollycrank him!"

by Nick, Doss and Jynx April 4, 2017

Stinkable Molly Brown

A smelly turd which floats in the crapper and is virtually unsinkable.

Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.

After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.

Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.

by NCKnobster March 27, 2011

Molly Wopping

The impending act of physically beating a person until they can no longer stand.

Origin: Irish

Stand back, there's about to be some molly wopping going on up in here!

by badgirl1 August 5, 2010

molly water

when you dissolve molly rocks in water to injest it.

Friend 1: yo this molly water tastes like actual asscrack
Friend 2: yeah but it'll get you fucked up

by ketaminefiend October 7, 2020

Molly Whopped

To totally and utterly kick some ones ass!

Man 1: *Throws up gang sign*

Man 2: Boy you is finna get Molly Whopped up in this bitch!

by Poop Stainz June 5, 2003

Mollysock

When you get a sweaty gym sock and place it upon your penis and then masterbate, filling the sweaty, yet stinky, sock with your special juice. Then you prance around naked and smack random people's faces with your fresh batch of Mollysock.

Derek: Damn. Steve just Mollysocked Justine and now she has herpes of the mouth, eyes, skin, and nose.

Rick: I know. He is such a badass.

by awkward asparagus March 19, 2011

molly hooper

one hardcore motherfucker

one time, molly hooper slapped me across my dumb idiot face. thrice. it was AWESOME. - the one poop baby sherlock holmes

by mollyfuckinghooper January 23, 2014