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mothing

The act of staring into the light of ones pda while in a place where one should otherwise be socializing, mingling, or engaging in conversation.
I found it quite offensive that my children were mothing while out to dinner with their grand parents last week.
by bkdboca April 20, 2011
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Mathing

Person 1: What are you doing to that cake

Person 2: Im mathing it.

Person 1: Oh Cool. Can i have a slice?
by Ana Ross April 24, 2014
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Mitching

A three-step sexual process.
Step 1: Suck your partners dick.
Step 2: Raise your partners dick and lick their balls.
Step 3: Spin your partner around and lick their butt.
This is the end of the mitching process.
Person 1: Man mitching last night was great.
Person 2: Yeah I loved when you got to step 3!
by I<3toMITCH June 28, 2010
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Mitching

The act of bitching performed by a male. Can be performed in many locations such as the office, shed etc. Is usually followed up by a blog or status update.
John was mitching down the pub again. He just needs to get over it.
by BourneToSheen September 10, 2011
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Mitching out

Verb. When a very straight girl (not a fence-sitter) succumbs to the charms of a lesbian who actively seeks to 'turn' straight girls, and enters a long term relationship with her. Term originated by a professor at Randolph-Macon Woman's College for such a relationship, based on the nickname of the straight girl involved.
Person 1: So, what's up with Katie and Megan?
Person 2: They're dating.
Person 1: Whoa, I didn't realize Megan swung that way!
Person 2: She doesn't really, she's totally Mitching out.
by Miss Macon July 28, 2008
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methingham

nick for effingham, il, the shittiest place in the world
"are you seriously from methingham? what a fucking loser"
by r3t4rd•w• October 5, 2019
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The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.
When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing
by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023
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