CO Mission

Putting hands or feet on a Correctional Officer in prison or jail.

Ex. 1

"A CO Mission is a green light to take off on a guard...It's usually lifers that are looking to do CO Missions. Cuz it don't matter. It's like asking for a life sentence to take off on the staff."

NateDogg916 "Mental health and surviving the lockdown, the SHU, and the art of structure." June 26, 2020

Ex. 2

Wes Wilson: Hey fool! You ready to put hands on the muthafuckin' cops just like the homey Matty Boy from Rodeo did?

Mikey Segala: Fuck yeah! You know what time it is!

Wes: CO Mission time muthafucka!

Mikey: Let's do this!

Wes and Mikey fist bump and air box. Then they go into the Program Office, ring the bell, and yell "I'm a bitch!" in unison.

by ZXY&ABC July 11, 2020

Misinterpretive

When somebody has a lack of understanding for something and misconstrues it into something else that changes the intended meaning.

Person 1 talking to Person 2 about an incident last night.
Person 1: "you tried to manipulate me!"
Person 2: "no, I was trying to help you! You misinterpretive whore!"

by Marks Bwalls June 11, 2016

milk missiles

Slang for a woman's breasts.

Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.

by JohnstonGuy July 3, 2005

misinformation

Any information that contradicts corporate media and government narratives, regardless of its actual veracity. See also: fake news

The Hunter Biden email leak story is misinformation. This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.

by Sum-Yung-Gai April 27, 2021

misinput

Something you need to calm down about

It was a misinput! Misinput! cALM DOWN! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

by Big pog man May 25, 2021

Mississauga Switch

A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.

I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...

by Mjolnir12982 April 2, 2017

Junkie Mission

Is to do some thing only a junkie would do. Often crazy drawn out tasks to get high. This inclueds any task to obtain money or drugs, Such as stealing or lookin for some one to get high with.

Cody's was on a god dam junkie mission,he walked 26 miles to get a bag of weed last night.

Josh: Wheres Your sister?
Jeff: Probably on a junkie mission.

by Mtownjw August 16, 2009