Immaculate Misconception

The proper term used when talking to a devout Christian about the unlikelyhood of a virgin giving birth.

Dr. Rev B Hardhead " I do believe that Jesus Christ was born of the Virgin Mary"

Joe "Its nothing more than an immaculate misconception"

by BriggsVan February 19, 2009

Misconscrewed

when a party or parties misconstrues the meaning of your statement causing detriment either unwittingly or maliciously

That jerk in the meeting misconscrewed me again. Vengeance will be mine!

by rzaragoza December 19, 2008

misconsumption

A word that Justin has added to the dictionary in order to (1) prove Alex wrong and (2)continue using it without further looking stupid.

Alex: Misconsumption is not a word.
Justin: Yes it is. It is the action of consuming something in an improper manner, such as: 'The misconsumption of my apple juice made me choke.'
Alex: So then how come it is not in the dictionary?
Justin: Well now it is.

by Justin123456 April 7, 2008

Misconscrew

Deliberate misinterpretation of a subject; Useful tool for political speech writers to misrepresent facts; Choice to misunderstand or to created misinformation for personal motives; Creating a "strawman" in an argument to alter the truth; Misread on purpose; Take in the wrong sense deliberately.

Commonly confused with "misconstrue" which does not imply deliberate misunderstanding.

"The senator's speechwriters chose to misconscrew his opponent's words to make them appear to mean something they clearly did not."

"She misconscrewed his meaning to create a strawman to attack rather than confront his true meaning directly"

"Although he knew exactly what she meant, he misconcrewed her meaning to avoid discussing her feelings, instead focusing on something completely unrelated"

by Siagiah Karlsson December 14, 2006

Misconstrued

To have a person or someone fucked up

He thinking I'm soft he had me all misconstrued.

by beach boi September 13, 2018

misconfuckulation

something that makes no sense what so ever; a freak of nature; something so horribly wrong, that cannot be described in any other way; beyond fucked up; a complete misconfuckulation :

ex. #1
Dude! That's one hell of a misconfuckulation!

ex. #2
Dude! That's so misconfuckulated!

by Oddo February 21, 2009

Misconstrupiate

When you get a two words mixed up with another

That meal was delicitous! (Delicious + Delicacy)

No, you misconstrupiated the word delicious..

by Noeth Caerline November 11, 2009