Burrito Miscarriage 

Whenever a burrito's contents spill out the bottom. Often times a tragic event and should be dealt with in somberness.

My wife had a "burrito miscarriage" during dinner a few nights ago. She is inconsolable.

Burrito Miscarriage by derpaholic November 21, 2010

Montana Miscarriage 

The Montana Miscarriage is a compromise for your prude wife to finally give into anal sex "what she doesn't want to do", and in return you get her pregnant, "which you don't want to do. The miscarriage part comes when you reneg on the deal by not pulling out and jizzing in the vagina, but instead, staying the course and dumping the children into the butthole.

Wife is super pissed, she wants another kid, and I closed on a Montana miscarriage.

Montana Miscarriage by jmc1971 September 8, 2020

meal miscarriage 

The termination of a recent meal through a normal bodily function that can be caused by either vomiting or urgent and sometimes violent diarrhea. It can include any meal of the day as breakfast miscarriage, lunch miscarriage or dinner miscarriage, but is, in general, a meal miscarriage. It usually occurs anywhere from 10 minutes to 30 minutes after a meal and is either the result of a flu bug or the result of the body attempting to protect itself from a bad bacteria or food poisoning in the stomach or intestinal tract.

John: Did you see Bill running for the bathroom after eating that rare steak?

Jim: I'm not surprised. I think the chef used a shotgun on it and called it done! That's got to be a true meal miscarriage!

meal miscarriage by chezo October 20, 2009

doodie miscarriage 

Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.

I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage

doodie miscarriage by drop it on the one August 27, 2008

Covid Miscarriage Calves 

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.

My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!

Covid Miscarriage Calves by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023

creative miscarriage 

A creation that is not appreciated by the people.

Comeon! Give him a break, he just had a creative miscarriage.

creative miscarriage by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

Beard Miscarriage

The act of accidentally and prematurely shaving off facial hair because you adjusted the electric trimmer to the wrong setting

I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.

Beard Miscarriage by coining buttress January 25, 2011