middleburg high school

you’re either a country bumpkin, thot, or one of the very few decent people that are under appreciated and ignored. “popular” thots wear crocs or those weird boat shoes (both gross as fuck like you guys look mad ugly) and think they are superior bad bitches but they really just musty and racist. guys are untrustworthy and headass getting to school 30 minutes early to hang with their annoying jhit friends by their pickup truck that their daddy is paying for. the new freshmen are all either an emo or a MADDDDDD THOTTT. sophomores are headass, annoying, and think they run the school. juniors are weird as fuck but can be chill. seniors are obviously superior but filled with drama. EVERYONE has a nicotine addiction. and no there is not incest idk why people say that weird shit, sorely mistaken mhs for chs

sarah: “yeah i got catcalled by some country bumpkins that were juuling in the back of their pickup”

me: “well that’s middleburg high school for ya”

by an ignored decent person November 8, 2018

middleburg heights ohio

Middleburg heights is a very small suburb of Cleveland. When you walk seven miles in either direction you will end up in one of five cities. The new combined highschool is essentially a giant trap house for high schoolers. In 2016 many of the millenials in the area became addicted to heroin and destroyed their lives. As time goes on Middleburg heights will more than likely destroy itself from within. Middleburg was once a peaceful town. Nowadays Middleburg is the like the new "drive through" city to buy drugs. If you are in search of a variety of drugs you may want to consider the neighboring cities Berea and Brook Park.

We are in Middleburg heights Ohio and the only thing to do here is go to the rec center.
Why does everyone feel the need to tell me they are sober in Middleburg Heights Ohio?

by Slump Lord December 15, 2016

The Middleburg Long Rifle

When a guy bends over and his woman grips his gear from underneath, with 3 finger around his satchel and her index finger on his wang and her thumb is pressed on his brown eye. When she pulls her index finger a pull like a trigger hew shouts "pew,pew,pew!"

Sophie used Jack like the middleburg long rifle.

by Leonard Jones February 28, 2026

Middlebury College

A college in Middlebury, Vermont. Their mascot is; The Panther. There are sports such as Alpine skiing, Basketball, Baseball, Cross Country, Football, Golf, and etc. for men. There are sports just like the men do except the women include Field Hockey. In Academics there is Anthropology, Computer Science, Economics, Environmental studies, and etc.

Middlebury College is an undergraduate college; a graduate school for international studies; a home for immersive language study; a graduate school for the study of literature, literacy, and pedagogy; a leader of schools abroad sites that span the globe; and a home for the oldest and most prestigious writers’ conference in the world.

by Info.ghost April 26, 2021