Microtransaction

A pay-to-win or pay-to-play method that game companies use to make the consumer's wallets burn.

Jake was so irritated with the microtransactions in the game that he was playing so he decided to install an apk that would give him free coins and free diamonds.

by EspuressoTheCoffee August 9, 2017

microtrigger

A minuscule, often unintended offense that elicits an uncomfortable or undesirable response or reaction at an objectively disproportionate level; a play on the concept of "triggers" and so-called "microaggressions"

Amy, I need you to know that complimenting the color of my shirt is a microtrigger about my weight fluctuation.

by poopooOU812 September 5, 2016

Microaster

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.

KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.

by ASteezy June 11, 2008

Microbiology

The study of things organisms that rule the world. these things will kill you. its likely that a degree in this field will get you tons of hot chicks, a sweet motorcycle and a demeanor similar to Hugh laurie's from house. Getting into this field is like joining a street gang. blood in, blood out.

As in, "microbiology is too hard, i'm gonna switch to biology. Damn! biology is to hard too. I guess ill just get a business degree and be another mindless drone."

That guy I slept with last night, flew me to seattle in his private jet, then took me up to his penthouse. His cock was so big, he must have been a microbiologist

by jim townsend February 4, 2010

micro gym

Micro Gym, the most smallest amount of gym work.
A tiny work out full of huffs, puffs and yawns.

Hey I've just done I micro gym workout!

lazy gym, I just can't be bothered and yes of course I'm totally comfortable with my muffin top.

by Gym phobia January 31, 2014

microdick

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

macroturd

An absolutely unimaginably gargantuan turd, one that is so huge that it cannot even begin to fit into a toilet bowl, thereby forcing the shitter to choose another turding spot.

I understand that initially the Smithsonian was going to display his astounding macroturd but there was a lot of blowback from museum board members about its ultimate appropriateness.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019