Microsoft

A badly made OS that will destroy all of mankind and enslave all of the surviving humans. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!

see also Trsdahgfdajkhfg...SORRY, Microsoft f*cked my keyboard... see also Trojan Virus

by Jordan654 April 9, 2006

Microsoft

A Term for Bill Gates penis

Nice Microsoft there Bill

by Still Floating September 19, 2010

Microsoft

A company filled with nazi's who make shitty bloated operating systems.

Windows 11 user: Why is this operating system so fucking shit.
Linux user: Because it's Microsoft

by I_Am_Addicted_To_Anime January 1, 2022

Microsoft

Someone who possesses a micro penis and it is usually difficult to get hard

I know why Bill gates created Microsoft he had to compensate for his Microsoft

by Yo i b makin words up September 25, 2016

Microsoft

A company made by Bill Gates that describes himself

John: Hey did you hear, the guy that made Microsoft has a microsoft penis
SERVER: Peter has left the chat
John: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad
SERVER: SERVER has left the chat
*Chat crashes because it's powered by Microsoft*

by maksym1000 July 3, 2019

Microsoft

A computer company named after Bill Gates's Penis.

Yeah man, did you hear about Microsoft?
Do you mean Bill Gates's penis?
No, god no! I meant the company!

by Obsidian_Linguist September 26, 2017

Microsoft

A man with a micro penis and erectile dysfunction

Sadie hooked up with Stuart only to realize he was microsoft, effectively ruining the night.

by Bordygodpoo June 18, 2019