Microscopic

your penis.

{John} YOUR PENIS IS MICROSCOPIC HAHA
{Harold} STFU JOHN. YOURS IS TOO.
{John} …

by WaterEarthFireAir May 20, 2022

Microscope Jesus

the one and only Durk Conerson

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus

by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021

Microscopic hubba dubba

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Zzz microscopic hubba dubba LMAO VITCH SLAP THA DAWG

by BeanSlayer October 15, 2021

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

Microscoping

it's when you minimize yourself, thinking you're not important, there's billions of people out there, and you're one out of thousands in your town, so you think "what difference do i make"

john: "hey man you should you go out with us and party"
Steven: "nah im good, i don't feel like going, no one is gonna talk to me"
john: "stop microscoping yourself, and get out there"

by Yuravi July 10, 2025

Sadler's Microscope

Sadler's microscope is specific microscope with a designated amount of zoom required to stroke his shaft. The minimum zoom is 60x and unknown setting to scientists.

Sadler has to Jack off with his microscope. Sadler's Microscope is the biggest amount of zoom for it
He has to use that for his micropenis.

by Sadler's Disappointed Father September 3, 2021