microcock

A dick so small even a magnifying glass can hardly detect it. Had it not been for a hairy nutsack, it would often be mistakened for a clit.

Billy's microcock turned his face red when Suzy laughed at his miniscule meat-whistle.

by Mansnake February 11, 2005

microsuck.com

A website devoted to the eradication of Microsoft from as many people as possible.

Microsuck is one of the best websites on this planet.

by Refalm July 13, 2004

Microscope

Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.

Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...

by Fjurg van der Ploeg May 17, 2009

microsnack

A microsnack is a miniature snack which one consumes while waiting for their snack to finish microwaving.

While waiting the excruciatingly long 3 minutes it took for my left-over mac 'n' cheese to heat up, I decided to whip up a microsnack of PB&J.

by Pancakepower October 30, 2011

microcock

Very, very small (micro) penis.

With so much pubic hair, it was impossible to even see Joe's microcock. You'd need a microscope to find it.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Microscopic Dolphinular

Microscopic Dolfinular is a disease that has so far been proven harmless. This disease is is cause by a harmless parasite that appears as a microscopic neon blue dolphin that the feeds off bacteria and swims through the blood stream. This disease which has only been found in males causes the them to occasionally emit blue semen.

"Dang did Larry get Microscopic Dolphinular?"

by sadsackofsocks August 2, 2019

microscopicfeet

(Feet smaller than a pin head and the rider of 24ft dicks)

microscopicfeet microscopicfeet

by Camtboss October 19, 2019