Mexican standoff
Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Mexican standoff by westynator May 23, 2015
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Mexican Standoff
When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
Mexican Standoff by Romantic failure May 8, 2021
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Mexican Standoff by ShmeeShmorvo January 25, 2023
Mexican Standoff
A sexual manoeuvre where the man slathers his weapon in Tabasco sauce, slides into his girls holster and then they see who can hold on the longest.
Mexican Standoff by WillyWankerNTheCocklateFucktry February 23, 2024
Mexican Standoff
When you are so plastered and bring home a solid 8 and start taking her clothes off and find out you both have flag poles ready to fuck.
Dude how was your night with that fox?….. ohhhh was good until I got home and had a Mexican Standoff :( Oohhhh Naw
Mexican Standoff by Ahab2121 February 13, 2025
Mexican Standoff
"The act of three men standing in a triangular shape and aiming there penises at each other, seeing who can get there jizzz on the other two people"
"Sorry mate, me and the boys can't come out tonight, we're celebrating Ronald's birthday by doing a Mexican Standoff"
Mexican Standoff by deranged_pervert100 January 2, 2026
Mexican shit standoff
When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.
I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.
Mexican shit standoff by PotatoThunder December 26, 2021