Urban Dictionary: Definitions by deranged

The Cambridge Cumbucket

When someone from cums into a bucket and then forces a woman to bathe in the bucket of cum.

"My wife went to Cambridge last night, they forced her to participate in The Cambridge Cumbucket"

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The act of someone with a tiny penis putting it inside a womans nipple and cumming a tiny load inside her breast.

"I heard the only thing Jimmy can do with his tiny penis is to Charlie his wife"

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"The act of three men standing in a triangular shape and aiming there penises at each other, seeing who can get there jizzz on the other two people"

"Sorry mate, me and the boys can't come out tonight, we're celebrating Ronald's birthday by doing a Mexican Standoff"

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When you put your penis in someone's mouth to shut them up.

"Jasmine was yapping like a whore, so I suppressed her bitch throat"

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When someone is overly horny and doesn't go to family events to instead pursue sexual relations.

"Gary wouldn't come out of his room on Thanksgiving, he's such a Joseph"

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