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morning methane

you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?

sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015
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meehand job

The act of using ones tears as lubrication for the purpose of masturbating.
Jimmy was out of the normal moisturizer, so he decided to think about some repressed memories and give himself a meehand job.
by Dark Knizzle September 29, 2010
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Methanketamine

The mixture of meth and ketamine
Dude I just did a line of methanketamine
by Natredog July 19, 2020
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eau de methane

The fragrant flatus perfume emitted primarily by cows responsible for hastening global warming.
Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019
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Methanie

Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.

A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.

They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.
- Hey dude, look! That’s the mugshot of girl who stole my car!
- Damn she looks like a Methanie XD
by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019
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Methanese

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.
Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.
by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015
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merehan

Merehan is going to be the best girl you might ever meet. She has the best personality, cares alot about her friends, and has the most beautiful smile! Her voice is amazing, and doesn't give a single <censored> when people talk behind her back. If you are friends with a merehan, make sure to not lose her.
that girl is a merehan.
Did you see that girl yesterday? She looks like a merehan!
by WhoIsLama September 8, 2017
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