My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.
by mandingoe April 19, 2004

Lets go to the monster truck show and look at all the merkins!
I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.
I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.
by Doctor Huang April 26, 2011

by noodlenoggin98 October 8, 2009

another word for vagina wig.
by omfgmatty January 23, 2007

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.
Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???
John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.
John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.
by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005
