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merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.
My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.
by mandingoe April 19, 2004
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merkin

A white trash American. Based on the way said people mispronounce "American."
Lets go to the monster truck show and look at all the merkins!

I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.
by Doctor Huang April 26, 2011
mugGet the merkinmug.

merkin

a swab for a cannon.
use the merkin to clean the cannon. see webster's dictionary, third edition.
by noodlenoggin98 October 8, 2009
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merkin

damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly!
by omfgmatty January 23, 2007
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merkin

by U-Tard December 30, 2008
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merkin

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.
Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.
by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005
mugGet the merkinmug.

merkin

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs
by kloppers March 6, 2007
mugGet the merkinmug.

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