merken

A pubic wig. Fake mons hair.

Her merken was infested with lice.

by typical August 14, 2003

Merkel

A name for an ugly narcissistic German hunchback who screws over everyone and everything because it suits her oligarch masters.

Various shades of Merkel exist all over the world, such as the May Merkel in the UK as one example.

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

Merked

When you rek a scrub in a 1v1

Get merked kid

by Uafgtbith February 23, 2018

Merked

A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.

DJ: yo, I don't think that bitch could be more merked
Vick: eh bro that's my momma
DJ: damn that's tough
Vick: say sato

by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

meth merken

A fury domestic pet of a meth monster. Who is only seen about the house of tweakers.

"Did you see the meth merken go behind the couch?"

by skinkboy July 23, 2007

Merkendorfer

A person who takes advantage of elves.

-Did you see Franz last night?

-Ya what a merkendorfer!!

by Bamboozed July 14, 2011

merkeln

A german word-puzzle, made from the German Chancellor "Angela Merkel" and the "-eln" ending of verbs.
I merkle
You merkle
He/She/It merkles
We merkle
you merkle
they merkle

It reffers to: Sit around and do nothing
or: Talking about something so long, that you can just do it, because everyone else is too fed up to stop you from doing it

Q: Why is no one stopping the chancellor from letting all the refugees in?
A: She Merkled us

Stop merkeln, or I kill you!

by Nellox February 9, 2017