Menu Fucked

When the waiter / waitress at a restaurant doesn't give enough menus for the entire table.
Related to salsa fucked

Jake: Ughh! That waitress has no idea what she's doing. I'm totally menu fucked!

by xGigi_Weasleyx December 15, 2008

Menu Venue

A comedy club or night club which makes its money off the two-drink minimum more than ticket sales. On the bright side, it's a good place for young comics and musicians to get stage time. On the downside, these comics and musicians often suck.

Don't feel bad if you can't hear the jokes over the sound of your own chewing, this place is a menu venue.

by Ibn al Khawadja January 16, 2013

Menu Mind

Expecting every problem in life to have an available solution like choosing from a drop-down menu.

The student had a menu mind and couldn't understand that the question didn't have a one word answer.

by Rupert art March 27, 2013

Menu Eyes

A state of mindlessness. When you are physically reading but none of the information is processing.
Derives from (but not limited to) the moment when you are reading a menu for 10 minutes and yet you are incognisant of a single word you read.

I had to reread that whole chapter because I had menu eyes.

by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019

Menu blind

When you can't choose your meal from a menu because there is too much to choose from

I've gone menu blind, I've read the menu five time and I still can't decide what I want to eat

by Foody5000 January 19, 2019

Menu Whisperer

Any person that doesn't speak loud enough or mumbles while trying to order food in a drive-thru at any fast food resturant.

Customer: "I'll have a number sev....without any oni....and a....coke with......ice and......cheese...pickles.....french fries...................coke.........bun........

Employee: "I can't understand you quit being a menu whisperer."

by Tyler Durden. August 7, 2010

Menu Bullying

When you are at a restaurant, and are thinking about ordering something, and someone tells you that it's not very good, without you telling them that you're thinking about ordering it. Therefore, you are pressured into ordering something you don't want.

*I think I'll have the prime rib*
"UGH! the prime rib here is disgusting!"
*ok...maybe i'll do the chicken*
"Why do they have chicken on the menu? That's so boring!"
*GOD! They need to stop Menu Bullying!*

by ICantGiveMyNameToStrangers October 12, 2010