melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Melted Bible

A bible that has had so many nuts busted into itthat it has melted the pages into each other

She said she was a Christian so I gave her my "Melted Bible" which could no longer be opened to Mathew 11:28

by Kim Jong Dos Santos October 18, 2019

melted candle

an overweight male that doesn't do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller than 5ft.

"regan have you ever seen what a melted candle looks like? that's you with your shirt off"

by mrhat9000 March 10, 2009

melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015

melted ice

a drink mainly consumed in first-world countries due to its elegance

me: i haven't had any melted ice in years
you: yeah

by Justin Glucose February 27, 2019

Melted Welly

When a persons face resembles a melted wellington boot.

tomo's face is like a melted welly

by Grant Amos February 25, 2009