Melodramedy 

Not just a cross between Melodrama and Comedy, It's also the darker and moodier equivalent of Dramedy. A lot of Telenovelas nowadays are full of this, and some crank this Up to Eleven.

Edith Gonzalez was playing the snooty Rich bitch Monica on a melodramedy called Corazon Salvaje in 1993.

Melodramedy by Snapper2001 July 17, 2020

Melodram Patheticism

A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.

David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."

Melodram Patheticism by VaporKay September 27, 2023

Kelodrama

A kelodrama is a crazily over the top series of mishaps involving a person named Kelly. There is no escape from said dramas & it seems everything you do to resolve the issues actually make them worse!

Another Kelodrama today, no avoiding dramas if your name is Kelly!

Kelodrama by AndyPandyPudding&Pie May 26, 2021

Melodramatocrat 

Someone who implicitly enjoys the misery they cause themselves, while explicitly denying their involvement.

Person 1: Did you hear that Joseph's girlfriend left him, his dog died, and his parents are having a divorce? He says he can't understand why it's all happening so fast and why God hates him.
Person 2: Yes... but did he tell you that the reason is that when his dog died, he dug a hole in his girlfriend's front yard, buried the dog, and screamed "Why couldn't it have been you?!" in the dead of night? And that his parents divorced about five years ago?
Person 3: Jesus, no. He's a real melodramatocrat.

Melodramatocrat by Alexander C. September 29, 2013

melodrumattack 

Aggressively melodramatic

Hey, quit with dat melodrumattack, will ya?

melodrumattack by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Melotraumatic 

When a person has a horrible experience/injury and either talks about it over and over again or blames all of his/her faults on it for months after it happened. Either way, he/she makes way too big a deal out of the traumatic experience.

Man 1: I swear, I feel bad for that girl who had a nasty concussion after that car accident, but now, every time she loses her temper, she just blames that accident for it.
Man 2: I know, she's so melotraumatic.

Friend 1: Dude, I can never date any woman again after my last girlfriend cheated on me with my brother.
Friend 2: Hey, man, I know that what she did was wrong, but you have to get over her. That was like 11 months ago.
Friend 1: You don't understand, she hurt me deeply-
Friend 2: Dude, stop being so melotraumatic.

Melotraumatic by balladofthedarkangel May 6, 2011

melodeamo 

a blend between melodic metal and screamo, making melodeamo.

"that band a tendency to fracture is classified as melodeamo."

melodeamo by chris May 9, 2004