Melodramatocrat
Someone who implicitly enjoys the misery they cause themselves, while explicitly denying their involvement.
Person 1: Did you hear that Joseph's girlfriend left him, his dog died, and his parents are having a divorce? He says he can't understand why it's all happening so fast and why God hates him.
Person 2: Yes... but did he tell you that the reason is that when his dog died, he dug a hole in his girlfriend's front yard, buried the dog, and screamed "Why couldn't it have been you?!" in the dead of night? And that his parents divorced about five years ago?
Person 3: Jesus, no. He's a real melodramatocrat.
Person 2: Yes... but did he tell you that the reason is that when his dog died, he dug a hole in his girlfriend's front yard, buried the dog, and screamed "Why couldn't it have been you?!" in the dead of night? And that his parents divorced about five years ago?
Person 3: Jesus, no. He's a real melodramatocrat.
Melodramatocrat by Alexander C. September 29, 2013
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