mangled dangle

A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis

Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.

by Tar Heel October 24, 2008

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Mangled

The state of having an extreme high percentage of alcohol in your system, which is greater than your urine output

Tim: 'Ethan lad. Last night you were mangled'
Ethan: 'No I wasn't, you must be dreaming it'
Heron: 'Ethan, lets be real here, you were infact Mangled'

by Jeff n inspiration October 28, 2018

Mangled

When you’re so high you loose your state of consciousness and go completely west

Oi last night I was mangled off that MD

by Gurner Kings November 19, 2018

Mangled Pineapple

A woman’s vagina

I was up in her mangled pineapple

by Beckyac May 29, 2021

Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.

Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022