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Meathead

A meathead can be anyone of combo of the following things:

1. Someone who is muscular and slower in the brain.
2. Someone who marinates their head in sauce.
3. Someone who likes to put their heads in a grill of some kind (Ex. Barbeque, George Forman Grill, ect.)
4. Someone who is a complete fucking idiot.
A: Yo look at that guy, he's jacked!
B: Ya, but he's a fucking meathead though.

A: Why is that idiot grilling his own head?
B: Probably cause he's a fucking meathead.
by Rim Job Rob May 25, 2009
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Miami Meathead

Those rich tan, muscular men who hang around the Miami bars, luring in the equally overly sun exposed women of the area. these meatheads can usually be found sporting a rolex and awful haircut.
Christina was itching to escape the wrath of one of the most notorious Miami Meatheads- Joey.
by ChrstinaSailer July 23, 2010
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Meathead

Someone who posts their name on Urban Dictionary followed by a bunch of untruthful egotistical comments. Usually done by cowardly teenage jocks with undersized genitalia.
I'm tired of all those idiotic teenage meathead's posting useless definitions on urban dictionary and wasting the time of it's editors.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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meathead

A male who drives a lifted truck, wears Tapout clothing, follows UFC, wears shades and a hat (sometimes backwards), listens to metal, has a submissive, blonde girlfriend. Some are muscular, others a twigs who act tough.
Passenger: "Who was that guy tail-gating you?"
Me: "Probably some meathead."
Passenger: "How do you know?"
Me: "It was a lifted truck with a Tapout bumper sticker."
by a_sh0pping_cart June 27, 2010
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meathead math

a reference to, or a calculation of the weight on a barbell or piece of exercise equipment ; common increments are "plates"
Dude #1: Dude, I squated five plates yesterday. That's over 500 pounds.
Dude #2: No man, you're meathead math is off - its only 495.
by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016
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Meathead

ARCHIE - "You are a MEATHEAD!"
by Bunker Lover December 4, 2004
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Social Meathead

A person of average to high intelligence who when exposed to a social situation acts with a low intlegence.
I hate it how James acts stupid around his friends, he is such a Social Meathead
by Wiltonburg April 22, 2018
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