menopause

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

by Ali Lambert October 30, 2007

megapuss

a absolute pussy who triumphs over the other pussies by being a giant pussy officially refered to as a J-Rod or Gay-Rod

"Oiiii see that guy over there he is a massive megapuss"

by fagbag768 October 23, 2013

Megalasesh

The colloquial title for a large meeting of an official body or period devoted to a particular activity.

"Is everyone prepared for the week long megalasesh?" "With so many people being involved, this will be such a megalasesh" "Let's have a move marathon megalasesh" "It is time for the D&D megalasesh"

by Jai-Bomb December 22, 2014

menopauseface

Noun

The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.

Me: Gee Keryl, why does your mom look like Scarface himself?
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.

by Fearnoid April 20, 2016

mentapause

Lack of or no more sex

My wife hit mentapause no more sex for me

by Blue scrotum December 27, 2019

Megabase

A big base a certain someone never finishes in Minecraft...

Person1: He always says he's gonna finish his megabase but never does!
Person2: Yeah, he's that certain someone

by Lenexus April 1, 2022

Creative Menopause

The stage in your life when creative ideas come in flashes instead of being regular.

I am also delighted to meet a fellow creative type. Creative ideas are like ovary eggs...you are born with a number of them and they are release over time throughout one's career. I'm in creative menopause. The ideas come, but they are not as free flowing as they were when I was younger. Having a surrogate idea man at my age is awesome and I look forward to doing business with you.

by pinball queen September 2, 2009