by GiftOf September 7, 2009
Get the Meegro mug.Someone, or something that is weak, meak, or perhaps wimpy. Someone who lacks confidence, and/or is shy.
He got shut down by that girl! That guy's meager.
I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.
I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.
That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.
I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.
I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.
That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.
by Dave March 4, 2003
Get the meager mug.A word invoking thoughts of soul fucking, kittens, any verb, or anything making little to no sense. Meepers can replace any word and serve any function in any language. Generally the user is a human serving little to no function in society.
"I meepered her last night."
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by meepers ahoy November 18, 2007
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1. A transaction in which one corporate entity is combined with another corporate entity. A variety of types of transactions are possible, the most common being the "triangular" merger whereby one corporation ("Buyer") creates a subsidiary ("Merger Sub") into which the other corporation ("Target") is combined, thereby creating a single corporation. A wave of mergers occurred in the 1980s due to the loosening of regulations by the Reagan administration. A similar boom occurred in the late 1990s, and, thus far, a wave of mergers in 2005 suggests that it will be another huge year of corporate combinations. Mergers create corporations with annoying, nonsensical names like "AOL Time Warner," and "JPMorganChase" and "PriceWaterHouseCoopers." Frequently, corporations fail to realize any additional profit from these transactions, despite many workers losing their jobs due to the supposed "efficiencies" created.
2. A transaction performed by the cockiest, least self-aware, obnoxious assholes in the worlds of investment banking and law. The area of expertise in which one performs mergers is known as "Mergers and Acquisitions" or "M&A."
1. A transaction in which one corporate entity is combined with another corporate entity. A variety of types of transactions are possible, the most common being the "triangular" merger whereby one corporation ("Buyer") creates a subsidiary ("Merger Sub") into which the other corporation ("Target") is combined, thereby creating a single corporation. A wave of mergers occurred in the 1980s due to the loosening of regulations by the Reagan administration. A similar boom occurred in the late 1990s, and, thus far, a wave of mergers in 2005 suggests that it will be another huge year of corporate combinations. Mergers create corporations with annoying, nonsensical names like "AOL Time Warner," and "JPMorganChase" and "PriceWaterHouseCoopers." Frequently, corporations fail to realize any additional profit from these transactions, despite many workers losing their jobs due to the supposed "efficiencies" created.
2. A transaction performed by the cockiest, least self-aware, obnoxious assholes in the worlds of investment banking and law. The area of expertise in which one performs mergers is known as "Mergers and Acquisitions" or "M&A."
1. The merger of AT&T Wireless and Cingular Wireless expanded the digital network of Cingular substantially.
2.
Corporate Asshole 1: Hey man, what you been up to at the office?
Corporate Asshole 2: Inhaling deeply, cocking head to the side, wiping coke off of nose I'm working on this new merger. I can't tell you anything about it, but dude, this is gonna be huge.
Corporate Asshole 1: Sweet. Dude, have you heard this new band called the Killers? They are so awesome.
Corporate Asshole 2: Yeah, they rock. When you getting off work?
Corporate Asshole 1: Probably 2 a.m. After that, I'm going to Lemon Bar.
2.
Corporate Asshole 1: Hey man, what you been up to at the office?
Corporate Asshole 2: Inhaling deeply, cocking head to the side, wiping coke off of nose I'm working on this new merger. I can't tell you anything about it, but dude, this is gonna be huge.
Corporate Asshole 1: Sweet. Dude, have you heard this new band called the Killers? They are so awesome.
Corporate Asshole 2: Yeah, they rock. When you getting off work?
Corporate Asshole 1: Probably 2 a.m. After that, I'm going to Lemon Bar.
by JLB3 April 29, 2005
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Get the meeerr mug.A Meeper is a person who fills the gap in conversations with ‘meeps’. Meeps are unnecessary words/sentences with no relevance to the topic at hand. It is a string of verbal expressions one says to fill the silence, often involving repetitions, puns and colloquial language in the hope they sound cool and up to date with the cool kids jargon.
To' meep' is to say something random for the sake of simply saying something.
'Meepers' are annoying.
To' meep' is to say something random for the sake of simply saying something.
'Meepers' are annoying.
Meeper- O.M.G I was like wateva trevor. You know what I mean? It was like totes, what the fluffy duck is that about. For real. No shizz sherlock.
by People are annoying September 6, 2013
Get the Meeper mug.Humorous slang that can be used in place of "ew", "gross", "nasty", etc. Similarly, "ersh" or "ershy" can also be substituted to display disgust or displeasure with a person, object, idea, smell, etc.
Girl 1 "Did you see the new substitute teacher we're getting for tomorrow?"
Girl 2 "Yeah, he looks pretty ersh megersh... I wonder if he bathes...He looks pretty creepy too. Hopefully he doesn't hit on the girls in class."
Guy, "That's your boyfriend!"
Girl, "Ersh, whatever! That's sick!"
Girl 2 "Yeah, he looks pretty ersh megersh... I wonder if he bathes...He looks pretty creepy too. Hopefully he doesn't hit on the girls in class."
Guy, "That's your boyfriend!"
Girl, "Ersh, whatever! That's sick!"
by xHellgirlx April 14, 2010
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