A commonly used fantastical mythological term for a highly intoxicated sailor , who often lies, cheats, deceives, manipulates, and slanders others, thereby bringing him closer to an actual historical pirate, without actually having ever EVER sailed on the sea at ALL, or having gone on ANY adventures, or made any great discoveries whatsoever, but is merely content with spreading such bullshit stories about having done so to often naive and gullible people who are willing to blindly believe these tall tells without question, all the while the Medbard makes up such fake stories, and then literally convinces themselves that these are indeed true. A Medbard in classic mythology usually has a ginormous enraged bald pointy head that looks like a giant penis sticking up from their shoulders, and two dead flat psychotic looking glazed over eyes, that point in two different directions. It's name derives from the fact that it is often highly over MEDICATED on alcohol ( MED) , but it also plays stringed instruments to seduce and lure in it's victims ( BARD), so that it may use, abuse, manipulate, and attempt to destroy them, much like the Sirens in Homer's classic "Odyssey".
"And as Xerion sailed to the island of Xramos, he came upon 2 Medbards, glaring at them with their two big black eyes, and giant penis looking heads, waiting to attack him, and mind manipulate him, with their fabricated adventure stories, only to lure Xerion into the cave and destroy him.
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