McJizzle

(N) The act of masturbating with one hand while eating a McGriddle with the other.

"Imma go McJizzle."
"Give me a minute for a McJizzle before we leave."
"I can't right now, I'm doing a McJizzle.

by Thee Dirts McGee June 14, 2017

McJizzle

Term for a joint rolled using the paper a McDonald’s hamburger is wrapped in.

I ran out of papers, guess we’ll have to roll up a McJizzle.

by Mr. Meatloaf September 30, 2021

TJ McNizzle

Director of "The Gunfight," a short film found in The All-American Rejects' self-titled debut ECD. Also the alias of the band's lead singer and bassist, Tyson Ritter.

TJ McNizzle is soo goddamn fine that I think I'm gonna piss myself

by kat November 17, 2003

e= mc^izzle

Crazy ass math equation that explains all rap and ghetto people.

I got it e=mc^izzle i get rap ....and ghetto people... holey shit.

by NIGGA JULZ November 2, 2004

Michizzle

a Hot, Sexy chick named Michelle, that the boys want.

look at Michizzle, all the boys want her and all the girls want to be like her

by at school September 1, 2008

McKizzle

(verb) to lick or to otherwise saucily adulterate an object.

I thought he might McKizzle it right in front of me.

by CC November 18, 2003

macbizzle

what cranbrook preps say to avoid cursing the scottish play, Macbeth.

"This production of Macbizzle is like totally going to be the best play ever, even if it is scottish!"

by KT December 27, 2003