Meat gamer

An engineer that prefers to have his meat displayed on a charcuterie board in a pattern based on his favorite video game.

Did you see how that meat gamer named Patrick adjusted his pocket salami to look like a Pikachu?

by Snuggie January 7, 2022

Meat gamer

An engineer that uses his charcuterie meat to entice people over to his house play games.

The meat gamer next door, Patrick, called and said tonight is hide the salami night!

by Snuggie January 7, 2022

meatgazer

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.

What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.

by Meatgazer October 25, 2003

Meatgaze

When someone is staring at your meat or genitals.

Man your such a meatgaze, stop looking at my dick.

by Jtotheizzo77 December 9, 2008

Meatgrazer

A Military or Civilian Personnel that is assigned on watching men pee in a cup during a drug test.

SGT Calhoun, you are assigned as the Meatgrazer today. Put on your gloves and lets get to work.

by SGT Meatgrazed December 17, 2012

Meatgazer

One who gazes upon meat(aka cock)....regularly.

Damn I didn't realize Phil was a fuckin meatgazer...

by evil moe May 6, 2006

meatglazer

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.

Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011