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Some play that an old guy wrote and now we analyse the fucking spaces in-between the letter
Student: " why do we do so much writing for one letter in an old play "

Teacher: " because we like to suck all the bum juice out of the old guy called Shakespeare and his lovely play Macbeth "
Macbeth by God = me May 26, 2021
the most evil, bloddy, cursed and short plays ever written by Shakespeare. In the story, Lord MacBeth meets up with three witches who say he's going to be king of scotland. MacBeth decides to speed the process up a bit and kills the king of Scotland, King Duncan. As king he starts killing off anyone he fears until Duncan's son, Malcolm, and lord MacDuff form in army in England to overthrow MacBeth. In the end Malcolm becomes king, MacBeth's wife goes insane and kills herself and McDuff shows up on stage with MacBeth's head. The big thing is that the play is cursed and it's bad luck to say it in a theatre. Those who believe in the curse refer to it as "The Scottish Play".
All hail MacBeth, king of Scotland!
macBeth by Ron_Thornbrash May 25, 2005

Macbethian 

1) (adjective) a person like Macbeth, one without friends or family due to his greed for power and/or lust, a person who has all he/she could wish for except someone to share it with
2) (adjective) to have a heavy influence of a Scottish culture, heritage or way of being
1) The Macbethian King Midas ended up having all the gold he wanted, but nothing to spend it on, or anyone to enjoy it with.

2) After his long trip to Scotland, he came back with a Macbethian accent.
Macbethian by Hell's Porter May 2, 2009

McBee Matador 

A form of cow fighting popular in McBee, SC. Involves a redneck chasing a cow with his pants down trying to 'stab it' with his penis.
"Where's your brother?"
"He got caught playing McBee Matador with Jeffersons' prized Hereford, and they threw his cow-fucking ass in jail."
McBee Matador by Cloverleaf February 24, 2015

Mcbitcher 

A word that has not been used yet, but surely will.

This word is a noun, used to describe someone who does absolutely nothing but bitch and complain about everything, even if it doesn't involve them whatsoever.
Dude #1: "Man, Antarctica is so cold."
Dude #2: "We're in Florida, you dumbass mcbitcher.."
Mcbitcher by Squirrel_Live June 7, 2019

Gulpie McBeers 

Someone who is chugging alcohol, and getting hammered.
"Hey Gulpie McBeers, why don't you try to slow down, ok?
Gulpie McBeers by James Watkins February 18, 2005