A Fairfax County Public School located in McLean, Virginia. This institution is filled with brilliant scholars who study, while still finding time to enjoy themselves on the weekends. McLean High School triumphs over its rival, Langley High School, intellectually, mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, fashionably, and financially. Little do the teen millionaires of Langley High School know, there are other forms of wealth. At McLean, students enjoy a wealth of happiness, kindness, sportsmanship... That said, McLean forgives their Langley peers for their negative and insulting messages of hatred for Highlanders and McLean. Hopefully, their million-dollar homes have alien-sensitive security systems. MCLEAN HS HAS ALLIES.

The Situation:

A group of young McLean High School students is gracing the streets of downtown McLean when a Mom and her Langley child take notice of the godly figures entering a store.

Sugar Momma: "Who are those gorgeous and intellectual creatures?"

Whiney Wallace: "Those are Highlanders... McLEAN HIGHLANDERS!"

Sugar Momma: "You're not going to Langley ANYMORE."

McLean High School by NalgeneWaterBottle March 19, 2011

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McLean Avenue

The coolest place to hang out in Yonkers
It's at the city line with the Bronx, and runs from South Broadway to Bronx River Road/Webster Avenue. At the easternmost block, the south side of the street is part of the Bronx (it's technically E240 St) where Bella Napoli pizzeria is.

McLean Avenue by Anonymous August 6, 2003

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balls mclongcock

From the movie After School Special, referring to a man of long penile proportions.

Bill is totally packing Balls McLongcock.

balls mclongcock by MrDallasMan February 5, 2008

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