malcolm in the middle

The best sitcom ever! A show both me AND my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of REAL AMERICANS partaking in REAL LIFE.

"I could watch reruns of 'Malcolm' forever,it's so cool!"

by Nastina August 9, 2005

Marcolitis

When you get so drunk, you throw up all over the place, and wake up the next morning asking your friends what happened.

Marcello: "Yo you trynna get fucked up tonight?"
Louis: "Yes, lad, like Marco in Cuba last thanksgiving."
Alex: " Damn, bro too faded, Marcolitis type of shit!"

by alexpreite May 25, 2017

mayola

Mayola is an amazing girl and quite outgoing, she is very outgoing and cares about others, she may seem rude at times but inside she will always care. She is a good looking girl that every boy wants, she's a keeper!

Me: I met this girl Mayola she is a one of a kind
Friend: really I want to meet her

Me: I'm sure you will love her!!

by Just a caring girl November 24, 2017

maicol

Maicol get all the bitches he want . He is el chema that's why all bad bitches wanna have sex with him. Maicol have a big dick and the also the best cartel in the world.

I wish I was Maicol he get all the bad birches including Abby.

by Thebigboss23 March 14, 2017

Malcolmed

a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.

I am malcolmed

by Malcolm November 29, 2003

Bob Malcolm

A phrase to describe a situation where a male has been with a female but did not achieve sexual intercourse.

Neil - "So Grant, bang that slag last nite?"
Grant - "Nah, i got Bob Malcolmed!"

by Zante06 December 18, 2007

Malcolm Butler

To save one from failure at the last minute. Malcolm Butler is known for intercepting a pass on the goal line from Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, as the Seahawks were heading to score a game-winning touchdown near the end of Super Bowl XLIX.

The Seahawks were down 28-24 with 28 seconds left, one yard away from the end zone. Russell Wilson passes but is intercepted by Patriots cornerback Malcolm Butler, saving the Patriots from a late-game scare, giving them their fourth Super Bowl Championship.

Jim: I really need to bring up for my English grade before the exam
*gets a 98*
Jim: I just Malcolm Butler'd myself!

by jab31401 June 9, 2016