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Matias

Matias/Mathias is someone who loves big foreheads. He is commonly known for packing something big. Matias has a nice jawline, but has the hair of a forty year old man.
he definitely likes big foreheads, such a matias.
by big heavy thinker April 30, 2022
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loner... wanks to anime... owns lots of villages and can be very spicy sometimes
Damn Matias? I never knew he existed. What a village!
by Limping April 12, 2018
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Matias is a guy who is exeling in school only because he has sucked of numerous teachers. Usually Matias has zero to no social skills and rejects and blocks any female attention that comes his way. Matias is just a figment of our imaginations, he doesn't really exist but every time we forget our medications, that annoying fuck appears at school each day. When Matias is not sucking of his parents for money, he rides his hyena to hockey practise and has homosexual orgys together with other prepubecent homos. He also spends his days grinding Rocket League in his sweaty mancave and sometimes rages on Rainbow Six Siege. All around Matias is a huge kissass who gets everything handed to him and pretends that that is not the case.
Oh shit, here comes Matias with his trash Hyena.
by Nigripinnis November 11, 2022
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Person 1:Oh look it’s matias
Person 2:oh he’s just short ASF
by Yourgayokboomer January 29, 2020
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That dude with a 5 meter long dick, who makes every girl wet af. Talented at everything he tries.
Girl 1: Omg, who's that?
Girl 2: Wow, that's Matias.. remember the name
by CancerMixedWithEbola December 13, 2016
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Hes a fat midget that has his own name spelled wrong because no is called mathias without an H thats just wrong.
Matias like "being" home alone with his 2 little sisters and thats a lovely thought at first sight, but it really ain't because he molests them nearly every day, and hes somehow not in prison rn god knows why.
Matias molests kids.
by 5q6wk7el8ræ9,j March 2, 2018
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lindo precioso hermoso te amo <3
matias te amo <3
by ameewe November 21, 2021
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