masturbrake

when a group of guys/girls stops whatever they are doing and all masturbate, then get back to what they where doing.

guy 1:boys, you wanna take a masturbrake?
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.

guy 3:i could use a good rest!

by E_J_The_Wizard March 16, 2017

Masturbraining

Playing with your brain. Taking large amounts of fun information and just sticking it in there.

Online friend: What are you doing?

Me: Masturbraining hard. The banana as we know it today was first grown in 1836; earlier bananas were tougher and starchier (essentially plaintains)

Online friend: ...

by MsLolibear November 13, 2011

Masterbrake

Taking a quick 5-10 minute brake from an online game for the sole purpose of masturbation

dude after this raid I have to take a masterbrake

by M.C. Hamper November 14, 2011

masturbeard

Stroking your own beard either slowly or vigorously, simply for the pleasure of it.

"While in deep thought, I often find myself masturbearding."

by philo1618 February 26, 2015

masturblake

(Verb) The act of stimulating one's self sexually by massaging the anus, generally through at least one layer of clothing and using one's hand.

"Bored and lonely at work, {name} couldn't resist the urge to reach behind and masturblake."

by BrZ December 28, 2007

Masturbration

The act of expressing jubilation through jerking off, either by yourself, or around company.

"Guys I got the Job!" "This calls for a masturbration!" "Circlejerk or Solo?" "Either"

by AnonInfinity September 25, 2014

Masturbeating

To masturbate until it hurts too much to continue doing so, and sometimes too much to do other activities.

Ted: Hey Bob, wanna play Twister?
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.

by Kiku7 May 5, 2010