Masturbation

Pulling and pumping your hard penis up and down to achieve an orgasm. At this stage your penis will ejaculate hot, sticky stuff all over your hands and then slowly go soft.

One time i was masturbating in my room fully naked when my brother came in and I was caught in the act. He could not have walked in at a worse time as I was about to come. I quickly stood up to hide myself but i was past the point of return and sperm pumped into my palms as i hid my dick. It dripped through my fingers and the orgasm was so powerful i let out a few pathetic gasps. I still cannot look my brother in the eyes. I lock the door now when I have a masturbation session.

by Callum69 May 24, 2009

Masturbation

Something a lonely adult or kid in the dark does in and or after puberty. They are also ashamed.

I am sad and depressed because of my addiction to masturbation

by Don’t ask November 09, 2017

Masturbation

something guys cannot get out of habbit.

Time for my daily jerk!

by I have have seen the promise land April 14, 2003

Masturbation

sexual stimulation of especially one's own genital organs by bodily contact apart from sexual intercourse and usually by use of the hand

Bob could never get any "real" sex so he decided that he was going to masturbate instead.

by i r sexy August 26, 2005

Masturbation

The simplest, cheapest, safest and most practiced kind of sex.
Enjoyed by pretty much anyone in the world

Masturbation is good for prostate health

by Bangbangpewpew December 16, 2010

Masturbation

Self pleasure, for example a male will rub his pp & a female with put her finger in her v

TIMMOTHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MASTURBATION VIDEOS!!!

by Kevin Blaurt April 05, 2020

Masturbation

The act of stimulating ones own sex organs. Regarded as "empowering" when done by a woman; regarded as "gross" when done by a man.

Girl #1 "Like, ohmygod, I just bought a new dildo, and masturbated all night long last night!"
Girl #2: "Like, omygod, you are like so empowered, and sexually liberated, and stuff!"
Girl #1: Like, I totally know, right? Masturbation is Amazing!

Girl #1: "Like, ohmygod, I totally caught my boyfriend masturbating the other day!"
Girl #2: Like, ohmygod, what a PIG. That's like, sooo gross.
Girl #1: Like, I totally know, right? Masturbation is Disgusting.

by your fat momma September 14, 2009