Maserati

A beautiful but high maintenance woman

"He always complains about his girlfriends."

"Of course, he only dates Maseratis."

by Toronto girl July 2, 2012

Mastawate

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Mastake

When illiterate and/or dumb people makes a spelling mistake.

A mistake for idiots who can't spell "mistake".

The "A" and "I" keys on keyboards are so far apart that NO ONE should ever make a mistake like this.

An Urban Dictionary definition on "humans" by FlameAssassin on Feb 22, 2005: "God's biggest mastake of all."

A university professor posts on course website: Mastake in solutions to Assignment 4 corrected (Problem 37 of Chapter 4))

by VomitingStatistician December 11, 2012

masgraine

A masgraine is a strong thumping headache you get occasionally while masturbating,this can get very painful when you orgasm and slowly pass after ejaculation.

i had a killer masgraine earlier dude
yeah what were you jerking to?
i was watching fisting on the net for four hours ,when i shot my muck.it felt like my head was going to explode!

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

mastan

Mastan is one of the smiliest and funniest persons in the world. Everyone would want her as a best friend because she brings the light to the world.

I'm so bored!
Yeah, we need Mastan!

by DutchieCorn February 24, 2017

Masara

The most beautiful,Hot girl with the biggest booty ever. She has the best personality. you are so lucky to have a masara.

masara is hot

by Thefallenandrejected January 31, 2019

Mastalski

Verb- going off topic

Jake just Mastalskied

by Cole-O May 11, 2022