Mastrandrea 

A mongrel, who has very intersting skin wearing bright colourful clothing.

Hmm your like a Mastrandrea you do have very interesting skin, I like staring at it.

Mastrandrea by Wang Out March 1, 2010

Mestrandrea

A fake friend. Someone you are only friends with for clout. Or maybe they are friends with you for clout. Either way, that's a mestrandrea.

Frank: Are you really friends with Mark?

Robert: No Frank, he's just my mestrandrea.

Frank: How?

Robert: He's popular! Being his friend will make me popular too!

Mestrandrea by Supreme Leader Choke November 16, 2019

Mastrandritis 

An overwhelming disease (of the mind) that makes one's body feel as if they are unable to operate before 3:00pm EST, and unable to take part in activity, such as work.

After 3:00pm EST, all bodily function are operating normally, along with a rejuvenated sense of joy and mirth.

Winters in London are very accommodating to the disease.

Mastrandritis can be exhibited in the attitudes and actions of lazy employees that lie.

Mastrandritis by DrFa May 18, 2011

Mastranormanal 

The retards version of a Mc'Donalds straw

So what is a mastranormanal

Mastranormanal by UL_UnholyYeetman November 12, 2019