massey

Known as The Cool Kid

After pounding a beer the crowd looked at him as Massey.

by god2914 September 8, 2007

opiate of the masses

Religion.

Sayeth Marx.

by Evil Bella October 18, 2004

Massengill

A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.

John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thought he was a Massengill.

by SimpleMindedTed November 15, 2005

the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

by Robbie May 5, 2004

massenguilty

A deep feeling of remorse one gets when they realize they have been a douche.

When Ed Sheehan sobered up, he felt massenguilty about covering Lindsay Lohan's mac & cheese in ketchup.

by dozier1524 August 26, 2014

Stupidity of the Masses

People who add words to the dictionary such as 'Stupidity of the Masses'.

The Stupidity of the Masses is killing me. Literally.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

masses

Common people, ignorant masses, etc...
A concept that may be understood as an extremely large group of people all over the world. All of them may not think for their own, either for economical reasons (lack of food/ too much exhaustive work), or just plain ignorance of the human sciences (lack of education).

The purpose of this social class is to be controlled by extremelly small groups of people through propaganda, they can hold any kind of ideas, they use the masses as means of power in the whole system.

A: join me and we'll have more parades and fireworks, national pride ftw!
ignorant masses: deal

B: join me and I'll give you social security and unemployment insurance.
ignorant masses: deal

C: join me and we'll take properties from evil burgeoise and everybody will be equal.
ignorant masses: deal

D: if you don't buy this brand new Iphone, you will not be as cool as your friends. Buy one today and get a 15% discount.
ignorant masses: deal

PS: the above examples have been extremely simplified, the model is actually 500 times more complex IRL.

by paperstapler December 7, 2009