martin O’Donnell 

The legendary jingle-writer and former composer of the Halo soundtrack (for Halo CE, Halo 2, Halo 3, and Halo Reach.

Martin O’Donnell is so good.

martin O’Donnell by yeltsA kciR June 1, 2021

Aston Martin DBX707 

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast

Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.

Aston Martin DBX707 by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022

Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.

Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.

Martin's Donk by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018

Martin's delight 

Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience

I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!

Martin's delight by Profiley mcprofileface July 23, 2019

Wet Dream Martini 

Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.

I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.

Wet Dream Martini by isaac1365 April 11, 2019

Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."

Demetri Martin by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

Dirty Can Martin 

The act of having to shit yourself while you are gaming and starting to cry because of the pain.

Gf: Why are you Crying?
Me: Im having a Dirty Can Martin

Dirty Can Martin by YodaFamily1 April 28, 2020