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Juicy Martini

An extremely sweet-talking, hot and sexy (yet intelligent) Italian-American man with a very large lower region and hips that are faster than Nascar.

He oozes sex-appeal from every cell in his body and any woman who crosses his path can't help but fall madly in love with him.

He is the masturbation material for *many*.
"God I really need my world rocked tonight, I think it's time for a juicy Martini!"
by McCupcakes May 29, 2009
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martini

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive
Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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Martini Mom

A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.
John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?

Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.
by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008
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Martinization

A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.
"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."
by Mommie Dearest March 2, 2010
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Biddeford Martini

A coffee brandy and milk drink. Consumed by women of high moral standing with sophisicated tastes. Beware may carry infections.
So I danced with this chick and bought her a drink, she ordered a biddeford martini, I knew I was in like flynn.
by Fingers December 15, 2004
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aqueous martini

An aqueous martini is simply water, served in a fancy wineglass, with an olive in it. It is a beverage favored by the wealthy elite, or people obsessed with the latest 'in' items.
Esme Squalor: "All this awesome villainy has me absolutely parched. I need a drink. Should I have an aqueous martini, or a parsley soda? "
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Full Martini

A big night on the piss and/or drugs, well beyond you limitations. When you go so hard and as a result you are rendered useless, incoherent and a nuisance to those around you by the care that you require. It often ends in injury and almost always in serious embarrassment (often evidenced by photographic or video evidence).
Hannah: Hey Jorge, Josh bought a new Kia Cerato on the weekend and went out and celebrated!
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.
by Trolley Man October 29, 2019
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