The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum
by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019
Get the bald martin mug.The Ricky Martin Combo is a trendy combination of drinks originating from Denmark. Combining two of Ricky Martin’s favourite drinks: Orange Wine and Sake. The combo (“RMC” for short) delivers a powerful surprise in every bartenders face when asked for the combo, also two pretty neat drinks.
Should be enjoyed in bars with friends listening to Ricky Martin.
Should be enjoyed in bars with friends listening to Ricky Martin.
Hey, I would like a Ricky Martin Combo please. You know, orange wine and sake, just as Ricky would have it.
by Bar Connoisseur April 30, 2022
Get the Ricky Martin Combo mug.Ok let’s start off with the obvious stuff. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT. To sum it up St Martin is the preview of hell. It’s just a jumbled up community of furries, the worst of the bunch, emo kids that wear big ass boots. Those the lemon peppa steppas you got on? The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners (I am apart of this group. we chill asf) the nicotine fiends, the “fighters”, the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute hoes and then the normal people. The school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. When I tell you there’s nothing worse than our school food, I’m not exaggerating at all. The bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. If our school was an nfl team we’d be the jets rn. We have bs policies like UNIFORMS, no headphones even if we are just chillin in the courtyard not bothering anyone, and you can dye your hair the rainbow but you can’t get on your phone at all apparently. They shut down the internet cus I was getting too many bitches obviously. Also, y’all need to get y’all’s cringy ass relationships in check. Some of y’all be doing the most around people and try to say we jealous of y’all when y’all are being unbelievably obnoxious. Last thing, if you smell like ass, GO TO THE MF HYGIENE CLOSET. THAT SHIT IS FREE. especially if yo coochie stank like damn, got the whole school smellin like straight TUNA.
“What is St. Martin High?”
“Nothing can explain and the closest thing would probably be hell itself”
“Nothing can explain and the closest thing would probably be hell itself”
by Baby-D-K- October 20, 2021
Get the St. Martin High mug.The most notorious serial killer of your favorite fictional characters in the the trilogy A Song of Ice and Fire and the HBO TV show Game of Thrones, the greatest modern works of fiction there are. He will create a world with characters that you love and cherish then he will kill them all. His work is so heart smashing and cruel you will want to stop watching/reading it, but its so good you won't be truly entertained by any other book or TV show ever again. He is also the man who has started the greatest trilogy sinse Star Wars but his fans face the very likely possibility he may eat himself to death before he can finish it. In conclusion he is the greatest, but worst, writer ever.
George R.R. Martin will take what you love and smash it to dust in front of you.
Hunger Games fan- The hunger games was so good, Suzanne Collins is so talented, but the book was so dark.
A.S.O.I.A.F fan- No it wasn't it was a generic topic that led to a predictable ending, the author has the talent of a sea snail, and the story was not "dark". George R.R. Martin is talented and his novels are good and dark.
George R.R. Martin will cause massive amounts of suicide if he dies before he finishes his books.
Hunger Games fan- The hunger games was so good, Suzanne Collins is so talented, but the book was so dark.
A.S.O.I.A.F fan- No it wasn't it was a generic topic that led to a predictable ending, the author has the talent of a sea snail, and the story was not "dark". George R.R. Martin is talented and his novels are good and dark.
George R.R. Martin will cause massive amounts of suicide if he dies before he finishes his books.
by ryles January 7, 2015
Get the George R.R. Martin mug.From Pulp Fiction at Jack Rabbit Slim restaurant. It's a 5$ vanilla shake. No bourbon. Named after Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, a comedy duo from the 40's and 50's. They were white guys hence the vanilla.
The alternative was Amos & Andy which would have been a chocolate shake.
Amos & Andy were black, hence the chocolate.
The alternative was Amos & Andy which would have been a chocolate shake.
Amos & Andy were black, hence the chocolate.
Waiter: Hi im buddy, what could i get you?
Mia wallace: i'll have a durward kirby burger, bloddy. And a 5$ Shake.
Waiter: how would you like that Shake, Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?
Mia wallace: i'll have a durward kirby burger, bloddy. And a 5$ Shake.
Waiter: how would you like that Shake, Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?
by My name is the the lord February 10, 2014
Get the martin and lewis mug.Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.
by isaac1365 April 11, 2019
Get the Wet Dream Martini mug.Where dumbass seventh graders hold a vape in their hand and go running around gaining instant fuccboi status by saying they vaped. Little kids say they’re gonna fight someone else and then don’t come to school the next day. And everyone thinks it’s a scary school but its really just a gated community.
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