Markism

A seemingly far-fetched scenario in which there are no rational choices to resolve it and no rational explanation for how it came into being in the first place.

I either have to move across the country in two weeks, or be unemployed for a year.

The professor never taught from the book, then his midterm was on nothing but the book, so 95% of the class failed.

by Guy Incognito November 11, 2003

marxism

In short it's the real communism. Sadly the view of communism has been butchered by society and is now viewed as the mass killing of Russians and Chinese. Everyone can agree that Stalin had it wrong, so did Mao. But let's not forget the true words of Marx. So go ahead hate communism but don't let Marx get the blunt of your insults. Read the manifesto and see what was supposed to happen.

Nothing more to say about marxism.

by luc/boots December 6, 2006

Marvism

A sociological philosophy consisting of excess waffling and the unending elaboration of thoughts.

Any great senator follows Marvism because they can talk forever without saying anything of importance.

by doritodominatorx October 16, 2023

maryism

a new political platform:

Pro-Contraception
Pro-Suicide
Pro-Cannibalism
Pro-Euthanasia
Pro-Abortion
Pro-Gay Marriage
Pro-Poligamy
Pro-Anarchy
Pro-Atheism
Pro-Internationalism

Anti-Racism
Anti-Homophobia
Anti-Obesity
Anti-Celibacy
Anti-Bush
Anti-War
Anti-Stupidity
Anti-Catholocism
Anti-Incest
Anti-Mississippi

"i hate bush so much, i am such a maryist."

by sexay laday May 1, 2004

Marvism

A philosophy or way of life characterized by an individual's unwavering commitment to hard work, charity, and helpfulness, combined with a fun-loving spirit. Those who embrace Marvism are known for their strong sense of self, resisting external pressures and not yielding to others' demands, all while spreading joy and positivity.

Despite facing immense pressures at work, Doug's Marvism shone through as he still found time to party at the local bar and talk shit about all things politics.

by Wordsaremything August 12, 2023

Marism

A concept of a strong and happy marriage.

Bonnie and Clyde, the newlyweds, bought a book about Marism in order to establish a long and happy marriage.

by SK1026 June 4, 2019

Capitalist Marxism

Capitalist Marxism is a term used when capitalists use a marxist framework to understand Capitalism better so they can use it to control the proletariat and mantain capitalism for a longer amount of time

Person 1: "dude,i just joined this bussiness school and they are talking about extracting the most labour value from employees!"
Person 2: " ah, it must be a class about Capitalist Marxism then"

by skatin' revolutionary May 4, 2023