Miracle

Miracle is everything good a man wants a great lover, one who thinks deep, Miracle's wants love,they want to be loved and be happy but they don't know how to go for what they really want.Miracle will a good mother and wife, they want to have fun and they love food and like to travel. Miracle is smart and beautiful.

I love miracle

Miracle makes love seem right

by mi otra mitad● February 3, 2020

Miracle Car

In a math test, when given information about a car traveling a certain distance, and using a certain amount of gasoline, you are shown four graphs and must pick one. One of the wrong answers is the miracle car, which gets more gasoline the further it travels. When a person picks this answer, they feel like a moron when they find out it's wrong.

Person A: "What did you get on the math test"

Person B: "I got a 94, i was off by one question"

Person A: "What question was it?"

Person B: "Number 12, I picked the miracle car, and boy do I feel stupid!

by Bassicaly August 7, 2010

Miracle Wizz

The type of piss someone takes after holding it in for hours, and failing to find a bathroom until right before they piss their pants. It's cosidered a miracle because that's the ony way to describe how that person could've made it to the restroom.

Anouncer: He's at the 40!! The 50!! Wait, where's he going? Folks it seems as if he's headed for the port-a-potties!! Wow!! Mid game, he must be going for a miracle wizz!!

by Xero _ Manifest December 2, 2010

Lyrical Miracle

A rapper who is too abstract, often tries to fit way too many words in a line, rhythm struggles, freestyles too much...

The show was dope until that lyrical miracle got on stage and wouldn't stop rapping.

by Tulsi Music June 28, 2011

Miracle of Istanbul

The most astonishing football match of all time. The UEFA Champions League Final on the 25th of May 2005, between AC Milan and Liverpool. With AC Milan obliterating Liverpool in the first half and leading 3-0, scouse heroes Carragher and Gerrard led a fightback that saw Liverpool draw level in six, crazy, second half minutes. The match went to extra time, in which Liverpool goalkeeper Dudek pulled of an incredible double save from star Milan striker Shevchenko to keep the Reds in the game. 3-3 after extra time and penalties beckoned, heroes to be crowned. Liverpool were 3-2 up with Andriy Shevchenko having to score to keep Milan in the game. Dudek saved and Liverpool were Champions of Europe for the fifth time, meaning they could keep the trophy.

P.S. Any Manchester United fans wishing to visit the actual Cup they won in Barcelona in 1999, please book a tour of the Liverpool FC Trophy Room at Anfield, its new home. ;)

Our Lady of Fatima, Jesus walking on water, Harry Potter selling well, but nothing can compare to the Miracle of Istanbul

by Robbie Red November 2, 2007

Miracle

Miracle is the type of person who everyone loves to be around. They make everyone around them so ecstatic and makes them feel so loved. They are someone who you know would give fantastic hugs from the moment you first see them. They are like the sun and every shining star and constellation. They make your heart sing. You could get lost in their eyes so easily and you could be around them for years and years and years on end and always feel content and joyful. That is just who they are. They have so much energy and it is amazing, gremlin energy 24/7. In conclusion, Miracle is always wonderful and you should never let them doubt it.

"Miracle is the most lovely gremlin in all of the universes"
"That was so r u d e of you Miracle."

by LoveSausage February 3, 2021

Miracle of Procrastination

The moment when you've procrastinated to the very last minute and there seems like there's no way you could possibly get everything done in the little amount of time that you have- but you seem to pull your shit together in a way that no human possibly could and get the assignment done with a manageable B grade.

"When's that 12 page report due?"
"Tomorrow in 2nd period. Did you finish it yet?"
"Nah man, but it's cool. I'll just wait till later tonight and get it done using the Miracle of Procrastination."

by Benji G. December 26, 2011