Monopology

Rules and regulations of Monopoly

I'm going to brush up on my monopology because I haven't played Monopoly years!

by VLC February 17, 2008

marbology

The study of marbles under ridiculously theoretical circumstances.

"What would happen if a marble was dropped off an airplane into a pool?"
"Hmm, sounds like a question for a marbology professor. People study those sort of things you know."

by Professor of Marbology November 17, 2011

Monopology

An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.

Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.

by Hamlette September 13, 2010

mathology

Mathology is the study of math

I am going to kill my self because I have mathology 3rd block.

by Your moms big hairy ballsack May 29, 2008

manpologetics

Systemic justification for the bad (and even toxic or abusive) behavior of men, often made by incels or pick-me's defending misogyny, patriarchy, etc. Examples include glossing over a sexist remark with "he was just joking," interpreting an inappropriate crude comment as "giving a compliment" rather than sexual harassment; and interrupting constructive discourse on problematic male behavior with pleas of #NotAllMen.

Mikaela really came on strong with the manpologetics over that guy who served a woman he invited over for a dinner date unseasoned ground turkey and broccoli, which is not even a full meal (let alone bland and unappetizing).

by MahaKaruna November 9, 2020

Mackology

An expression or way of life that symbolizes leadership, strength and confidence that reflects upon willpower precision making moves.

Man after listening to Mackology it further lead me into all truths; self discovery and psychological empowerment

by Ice Turner Sr January 24, 2021

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017