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Manmatics

Mathematics used by men to determine if a girl is hot or "boneable" with truly no mathematic basis, but instead the twisted logic of a man "in the mood".
Guy A: "Manmatics dictates that the Pink Ranger from original series equals bone"
Guy B: "Agreed"
by GodLivesInAK December 8, 2009
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hairy black manatee

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"
"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"
by XXforlife April 14, 2010
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Manhater

A person, usually female, who despises, hates, and loathes the entire male population for no valid reason. The person, again usually female, belives that all men are scum no matter what and that all men are all lying, cheating, no good assholes. This idea is usually formed at birth, or because of a bad relationship with one particular male.
After what Rob did to Brandi, she has been a complete manhater!
by Toni Lawson August 7, 2006
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Maneater

Used sometimes for women who has that influence on men to seduce them and then, throw them away...
Note: Not entirely Sexual, mainly for her to exploit them in financial or some other gain.
She is so good, she is a Maneater. She eat's men for breakfast!
by Maja June 19, 2006
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Appalachian Creek Manatee

(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.
As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.
by thisguyfromsomewhere July 12, 2012
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Manmaker

A lady, often older, who is known for "helping" struggling men/boys loose their virginty

the female version of a virginkiller

made famous on the show How I Met Your Mother. Whom the character Barney lost his virginity too.
Guy1: Wow! You haven't lost your virginity!? you're 20 something!
Guy2: Yeah...its been hard you know.
Guy1: Allright, I'll get you hooked up with the Manmaker and she will help you out.

Guy2: Sweet!
by Gojirae July 3, 2009
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