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Jean-Paul Manoeuvre

The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.
Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."
by magnisius March 7, 2018
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Oval Manoeuvre

A kino escalation technique, sliding a hand inside a girl's pants to feel her arse. Traditionally this must be done early in the encounter, well before such an action would normally be considered acceptable. Therefore, it is a high risk strategy to be used with care.
"Have you seen Ron's black eye? He tried the Oval Manoeuvre on a bird at the bar last night and she nearly knocked him out!"

"Did you hear about Dave's new bird? He walked up to this total hardbody at the bar and pulled the Oval Manoeuvre. She loved it and couldn't get him home fast enough!"
by Frandroid April 13, 2009
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When a man wears his pants tight and high. This creates his nuts to split in two. Kind of similar to a female's cameltoe.
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v. to eject a man from a place or situation

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