makeoutage

A combination of the words makeout and outage meaning a lack of makeout opportunity. When one has gone a significant amount of time without kissing.

Mary had a little man.
This man was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
that man was sure to go.
Until one day he got sick and tired
and he left Mary in the meadow.
Then she cried and cried and suffered from makeoutage.

by Haileigh December 9, 2008

Mandom

the state of being a man

"welcome to the true man's land, the land of Mandom." -Ringo Roadagain

by jojoreference1890 October 26, 2020

Mugabe Makeover

The act of negative change upon any once beautiful and prosperous country. This applies most proximately to the nation of Zimbabwe. Mugabe Makeovers are currently occuring in several world nations and can usually be detected by failiure of agriculture and monetary value as well as the appearace of Cholera.

Wow! Harare had a great airport 25 years ago, but thanks to the Mugabe Makeover, it's like landing in Mogadishu.

by Saiga12 May 3, 2011

naked makeout lady

nerdspeak for female fuck buddy.

Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !

by Virgin Suicides June 7, 2017

Mancow's Law

Pedophiles and sexual predators may be subjected to the Death Penalty upon prosecution.

On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006

manbow

A manbow is a very muscular or manly male who has incredibly big and/or girly eyes, to the point that he just ends up looking silly.

"You know, I thought that bodyguard over there was totally hot until he took off his sunglasses. Total manbow."

by Grabbie May 17, 2007

Makeout kill

Every young boys dream. Usually involves tongue and can last anywhere from a minute to several hours.

‘Hey Wilson, I can’t wait for summer so I can get my first makeout kill, it’s going to be so epic!’

by thechart July 12, 2022