Manopause

A psychological condition in which a man in his mid to late 50s appears to have lost his mind and drives everyone around him insane with his crabbiness, irrationality, and flash temper. He may exhibit a "blame everyone else" approach when he is in the wrong. He may exhibit opinions that are completely opposite to what he used to have (ie. voting republican when he was a life long democrat or becoming a male chauvenistic pig when he always support women's liberation.)

"Mom, Dad just yelled at me for taking out the garbage. He said I was doing it wrong and got irrationally angry," said the teenaged daughter. "Yeah, he's in Manopause. Nothing he does makes sense anymore," said the mom.

by Daiseyheadmaisey August 5, 2008

Manmohaned

Being silent, Feeling sorry, Dumb

I was just Manmohaned after seeing my marks sheet.

by SHRIKAR March 22, 2017

Manopause

(noun)- The rough equivalent of "menopause" as found in males. Manopause is the halting of "man periods." Many believe that manopause is a myth due to the fact that it is seldom seen in males, as menopause is the norm for middle-aged females. Manopause can occur at any time in a male's life.

That fat cat has been so chill since he hit manopause (fo sho).

by Kit-Kat313 December 16, 2008

manmoon

When someone gets in trouble for having weed in their room because it smelled even though they weren't the ones causing the smell; when someone gets arrested, guns drawn, for drinking in their room, but later make jokes with the cops and become BFF, leading to their release without jailtime and a warrant, dead or alive, if seen in hassayampa ever again. All of this leads to the definition.....a disguise tattooed onto the face to make one look like there is a moon on them (rather than a moonman, manmoon's opposite, which is a man on the moon).

Tony Christensen is a manmoon.

by Quail Man Jr. February 9, 2009

Manmosa

The real manly version of a mimosa. :)

Vodka, Blue Moon and OJ

Two of those manmosa's had me done son!!

by FilTime March 5, 2011

Manopause

Men in their early to mid 50's who lose their minds because they are going through "the change"

My friend's dad has decided to divorce his wife of 30 years and makes no sense anymore when you try to speak to him, he's totally going through Manopause.

by Anisa Cameron June 22, 2004

Manopause

The male equivalent of female menopause - experienced in a man's mid to late 40's. Also commonly referred to as "mid-life crisis".

My father hit manopause when he started to dye his hair black and wear tight white jeans.

by Congee Wong January 30, 2009