massey

Known as The Cool Kid

After pounding a beer the crowd looked at him as Massey.

by god2914 September 8, 2007

Captain O'Malley

A white cop. Used in Los Angeles, South Central, hespanic quaters.

Gonna put a slug in Captain O'Malley!

by mi_ve May 11, 2006

the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

by Robbie May 5, 2004

maleyka

Maleyka is a beautiful name for unique people. They have kind, pure hearts and can forgive quickly, but know how to deal with attention seeker and fake people. They cherish the people around them and will stand up for them in a heartbeat. If you know a Maleyka, count your lucky stars! If you like a Maleyka, just tell her, she won't bite...! Unique name.

Maleyka is the prettiest girl I've seen.

by HOTTYQUEENQueenOfTheIslandsAno December 15, 2017

Maisey

A terrifying beast, every maisey at least uses/has used "😂" "😨" or "😘" in their short life span. Usually love sarcastic humour, and makes people laugh.

"What are you laughing at?"
"Oh! Maisey just texted me!"

by Justanormaltransman May 28, 2021

Sally O Malley

Sally O Malley is the most extreme acrobatic, wall running, Frisbee catching Dog that Man has ever witnessed.

Man! Look at that! ... That dog is a real Sally O Malley

by BromDestroyer August 6, 2021

Martin O'Malley

What you call of person who has zero accountability, nor does he expect it from the people around them. Able to blame 60 years of problems on a governor who has not served even one term.

I was elected mayor of a shit-hole of a city in 1999, and a I pulled a Martin O'malley by blaming a governor that did not run until 2002.

by Bob CHC January 27, 2005