Jett Marcum II

The phrase "I'm Jettin" was originated due to Jett MarcumII.
Following the onslaught of an overwhelming number of groupies and hangers-on, in the late nineties, Jett has had to continually keep his tour bus rolling, so to speak.

To be Jett Marcum II is to be all things sexy, masculine yet sensitive, all knowing yet humble, alluring and smokin, freakin hottt!!!!!!

To be Jett Marcum II is to be a "Jett-setter" according to his fan club. One never knows where Jett will end up next but smiles and sighs are sure to be the result of his appearance.

Note* Bret Michaels career in cool was a direct result of consultation with Jett. 80's and 90's... NOT 2009. (Jett became bored by Bret during that era).

Also see: Mardi Gras Beads Museum. i.e. Vast collection of beads acquired and donated by Jett.

Quantity = innumerable

Had Elvis lived, his fan base may have eventually reached a Jett Marcum II........................................., but we seriously doubt it!

Had Tom Cruise (Top Gun era), Clint Eastwood, Rob Thomas and Richard Gere produced a child, they may have had a slim chance of obtaining Jett MarcumII results.....................,

but we seriously doubt it!

by M. Benet' June 16, 2010

maccamaniac

A person who is absolutely obsessed with Paul McCartney including his Beatle, Wings, Fireman and solo career. They can give you a speech on his life and can name every single album and single ever released by him. They might break down and cry at any moment just by the thought or sight of his beautiful face. The term Macca refers to Paul's nickname deriving from the first 2 syllables of his last name. They are awesome people and have flawless taste in music. Buying them Paul McCartney merch/tickets is like buying pure gold.

Bob- who's that girl with the Paul McCartney shirt on? She seems cool.
Jim- oh that's Maggie. She's obsessed with Paul McCartney and also with the Beatles.
Bob- oh so she's a Beatlemaniac?
Jim- yea she's also a complete Maccamaniac. She's so cool.

by TheMaccamaniac October 13, 2013

maycumber

An amazing person with great looks that super smart but will never get the perfect summer bod,and they also love spongebob

The maycumber sent Funny memes

by Hahahahaha Jackson May 16, 2017

mancumbered

Encumbered by having a bf

I would have loved to date you, but you were mancumbered at the time

by transphasic1981 July 29, 2019

McCum sandwich

It’s when you preform anal then right as you are about to cum you pull out and jizz right along the ass crack. It is optional to then lick it off

Kyle1: yo me and Kyle3 tried McCum sandwich yesterday

Kyle2: yo wtf man. I wanted to join

Kyle1: sorry mannn I’m free next Tuesday.

by meme loop November 22, 2019

Maccus

A eccentric wild child who is obsessed with muscle mommies.

That Maccus can't get enough of those muscly thighs.

by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023

McCumshot

What you get when you ask for extra mayo but they give you so much extra that it explodes and mayo is all over your burger and in the container. That or they got too exited.

I asked for extra mayo, not a McCumshot!

by PhosphorusWasTaken May 15, 2023