A place where the majority of NMHS grads who pursue higher education live at home with their parents and commute to WestConn.
A place where the newly restored downtown is a haven to scumbags who dropped out of school, have no job, wear nothing but black, and smoke who knows what. The Green is often referred to as "Crack Island". (WARNING! buying unknown drugs and o.d.ing=bad) Also, the movie "Deeds" with Adam Sandler was filmed some in the area.
The vehicle of choice driven by residents is a Jeep. Next in line would be a pick-up.
If going to see a movie, bowling, shopping at Wal-Mart, hangin' at the Maxx, or using the new skate park aren't activities the youth enjoy, they usually turn to things such as vandalizing a cemetery or other acts of violence on inanimate objects.
Music of choice would be rock on i95.1 (it SHOULD be 106.9WCCC). Country is ok in certain situations. Rap and pop should NEVER be played.
New Milford has some scenic, peaceful dirt roads (WARNING! young girl+older guys=bad).
New Milford's pastime is camping, often including a keg of beer and a nice bonfire. (WARNING! keg in bonfire=bad).
High Schoolers and college students often hold house parties that 95% of the time get broken up by cops. (WARNING! consuming a gallon of liquor by one person in one sitting=bad).
McDonald's is the hang out for people who drive botch-job import ricers. They are known as "McWiggers" for their wannabe black selves. (WARNING! cars with racing slicks=bad in snow. dumb asses).
Dunkin'Donuts is the hang out for bikers and 4 wheelers. They are known as bad asses.
Everyone tries to buy gas at the same time at the Sunoco on 202. (WARNING! black guy running from the cops=bad).
New Milford was named the 67th best town in America by Money Magazine. (WARNING! Just because you live in NM doesn't mean you're the best).
A place where the newly restored downtown is a haven to scumbags who dropped out of school, have no job, wear nothing but black, and smoke who knows what. The Green is often referred to as "Crack Island". (WARNING! buying unknown drugs and o.d.ing=bad) Also, the movie "Deeds" with Adam Sandler was filmed some in the area.
The vehicle of choice driven by residents is a Jeep. Next in line would be a pick-up.
If going to see a movie, bowling, shopping at Wal-Mart, hangin' at the Maxx, or using the new skate park aren't activities the youth enjoy, they usually turn to things such as vandalizing a cemetery or other acts of violence on inanimate objects.
Music of choice would be rock on i95.1 (it SHOULD be 106.9WCCC). Country is ok in certain situations. Rap and pop should NEVER be played.
New Milford has some scenic, peaceful dirt roads (WARNING! young girl+older guys=bad).
New Milford's pastime is camping, often including a keg of beer and a nice bonfire. (WARNING! keg in bonfire=bad).
High Schoolers and college students often hold house parties that 95% of the time get broken up by cops. (WARNING! consuming a gallon of liquor by one person in one sitting=bad).
McDonald's is the hang out for people who drive botch-job import ricers. They are known as "McWiggers" for their wannabe black selves. (WARNING! cars with racing slicks=bad in snow. dumb asses).
Dunkin'Donuts is the hang out for bikers and 4 wheelers. They are known as bad asses.
Everyone tries to buy gas at the same time at the Sunoco on 202. (WARNING! black guy running from the cops=bad).
New Milford was named the 67th best town in America by Money Magazine. (WARNING! Just because you live in NM doesn't mean you're the best).
(Host of party in Danbury): "yo man, where you from?"
(New Milford resident): "New Milford"
(Host): "you guys get owned all the time. sucks to be you" ::starts non-stop flaming::
(New Milford resident): "New Milford"
(Host): "you guys get owned all the time. sucks to be you" ::starts non-stop flaming::
by Mr. Deeds November 6, 2008
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Is the coolest dog ever owned. He is the car window surf champion of Prior Lake, MN. He is a large orange Dogue de Bordeaux (Like the one from Turner and Hooch) But Hooch is like Milfoy because Hooch is Dead and Milfoy is Not. Milfoy in japanese is Mil Mil.
" Milfoy is the greatest at riding out the window at 80 mph. "
"What's your dogs name?
Milfoy.
Oh like the kid from Harry Potter?
(Punch in the penis)
No not Malfoy fuckin' Milfoy."
"What's your dogs name?
Milfoy.
Oh like the kid from Harry Potter?
(Punch in the penis)
No not Malfoy fuckin' Milfoy."
by The owner of a Milfoy February 3, 2010
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Get the Milford High School mug.An acronym of M I F O S which stands for Maybe I Am Full Of Shit. It is usually attached to the end of an online post as away of indicating that whilst you currently believe what you are saying you are entirely open, in light of new or better evidence to accept that your argument / comment is invalid
MIFOS is used to prevent potential flame wars and online arguments as it removes the emphatic certainty of the poster and acts as a way of saying that you may be wrong
MIFOS is used to prevent potential flame wars and online arguments as it removes the emphatic certainty of the poster and acts as a way of saying that you may be wrong
I still think Jesus was just a very very extraordinary man and not the son of God but MIFOS
I still think Jesus was the son of God and not just an extraordinary man but MIFOS
I personally think ghosts don't exist and would like to see good evidence to make me think otherwise but hey MIFOS
I say evolution is just a theory MIFOS
I still think Jesus was the son of God and not just an extraordinary man but MIFOS
I personally think ghosts don't exist and would like to see good evidence to make me think otherwise but hey MIFOS
I say evolution is just a theory MIFOS
by Presticogitator August 23, 2011
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Milford was currently named in the Top 10 cities in the USA for teens to grow up in. Too bad this is the most drug worthy town you'll ever visit.
If you can move past the pre-pubescent drug abusers, the town is pretty cool. We have:
-Two Taco Bell's
-Three McDonalds
-Westfield Shoppintown Mall measured as just over .5 mile long due to renovations
-An in-mall theatre
-Wanda's Sugar Shack
-Two public high schools and Milford Alternative Education which had recently been name-changed to Milford Academy.
-Devon, Woodmont, and the Green also known as DownTown. These are the bouroughs of Milford.
-Wal*Mart, K*Mart, Ocean State Job Lot and a GoodWill.
-Several Psychics
-Twenty Three nail salons.
-Shoprite, Stop and Shop, and Xpect Discounts.
Nicknames for this town are:
-M.I.L.Ford
-Milfuckk
-Pillford
-M-town
-M-city
Milford was currently named in the Top 10 cities in the USA for teens to grow up in. Too bad this is the most drug worthy town you'll ever visit.
If you can move past the pre-pubescent drug abusers, the town is pretty cool. We have:
-Two Taco Bell's
-Three McDonalds
-Westfield Shoppintown Mall measured as just over .5 mile long due to renovations
-An in-mall theatre
-Wanda's Sugar Shack
-Two public high schools and Milford Alternative Education which had recently been name-changed to Milford Academy.
-Devon, Woodmont, and the Green also known as DownTown. These are the bouroughs of Milford.
-Wal*Mart, K*Mart, Ocean State Job Lot and a GoodWill.
-Several Psychics
-Twenty Three nail salons.
-Shoprite, Stop and Shop, and Xpect Discounts.
Nicknames for this town are:
-M.I.L.Ford
-Milfuckk
-Pillford
-M-town
-M-city
by Rebel Rav3r May 27, 2009
Get the Milford mug.A fairly large town in eastern/central massachusetts. With a population of around 25,000 people. Like an hour from Boston and the Cape right on 495. Route 16 goes right down the middle of town. Founded in like 1780
When the Italian or Sicilian Mafia came over to the US it based in 3 major places or cities, Boston Ma, Providence Ri and yes Milford Ma. The Mafia came over and started in those three cities or towns and then spread out all over the eastern seaboard. Jhonny Jacks is really Mafia and was prob full of people in the mafia just like the Italian Vets now.
It's got a ghetto in the center of town full of boarder jumpers and smelly short people for South America I think that are all like 4 ft tall, all look the same, all have like 5 kids and all drive around in white unmarked vans with ladders on top so they can reach the counter at kmart.
Also full of tons of Italians and guidos that all pretty much run the town and if your last name ends in a vowel you pretty much are set in the town and everyone else will love you. Unlike me and my family
Baseballs the thing in the town, its really good and we have a legion team which is coached by Mr Macchi who is really hairy and is super bipolar. Not as hairy as Mrs S. though and as stated in the other definition she should be a man.
Most people in the town are white and live in normal houses and everyone plays sports and it's a really nice town to live in and thats why all the other towns are jelous of us.
When the Italian or Sicilian Mafia came over to the US it based in 3 major places or cities, Boston Ma, Providence Ri and yes Milford Ma. The Mafia came over and started in those three cities or towns and then spread out all over the eastern seaboard. Jhonny Jacks is really Mafia and was prob full of people in the mafia just like the Italian Vets now.
It's got a ghetto in the center of town full of boarder jumpers and smelly short people for South America I think that are all like 4 ft tall, all look the same, all have like 5 kids and all drive around in white unmarked vans with ladders on top so they can reach the counter at kmart.
Also full of tons of Italians and guidos that all pretty much run the town and if your last name ends in a vowel you pretty much are set in the town and everyone else will love you. Unlike me and my family
Baseballs the thing in the town, its really good and we have a legion team which is coached by Mr Macchi who is really hairy and is super bipolar. Not as hairy as Mrs S. though and as stated in the other definition she should be a man.
Most people in the town are white and live in normal houses and everyone plays sports and it's a really nice town to live in and thats why all the other towns are jelous of us.
Milford Ma is a really awesome town.
Milford Ma has alot of Italians.
Milford Ma is not one hige ghetto like people think.
Milford Ma is really mafia.
Milford Ma is the town you wish you lived in.
Milford Ma has alot of Italians.
Milford Ma is not one hige ghetto like people think.
Milford Ma is really mafia.
Milford Ma is the town you wish you lived in.
by Milford is better June 30, 2011
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