Massilya

A cute, sweet, hot, soft and loving girl that you will absolutely never regret as friend and girlfriend,she is such a teddy bear too. She cares and loves her friends and family. Hugs are her superpowers and can be such a baby (in a good way ) she is honest and loyal to all her friends, but also the baddest bitch in the universe, shades and disses you like a boss. Can be a very great mother, doesnt like selfish people and lies. Stunning and a beautiful body and can be a very good leader.

Person1:Your friend is awesome!!
Person2: yeah ikr! She is a Massilya
Person1: i think i just fell in love with her now

by >KishaaCutie< September 2, 2018

Massilya

An amazing person with a wonderful personnality that makes you laugh in hard times, beautiful girl, with a bad bitch attitude that will beat the shit out of you if you don't behave

Girl 1 : omfg its massilya
Boy 1: wowee better behave

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Masiela Lusha

Very talented and attractive Albanian-American actress and poet best known as Carmen on The George Lopez Show for the show's first five seasons.

Masiela Lusha is drop dead gorgeous and a great actress. The George Lopez show really went to hell after she left.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 4, 2012

massively wanged

One who is 'hung' in the penis region.

Joshua is massively wanged.

by Josh Sandlin January 1, 2005

going Massie

To go hard while doing something, typically while eating food while high.

Dude, I'm about to go Massie on this food.

He was totally going Massie on that monster cookie last night.

by Rudy Higher March 28, 2011

Massiesterbating

The act of masturbating involving a neck tie, door handle and a broomstick. Climax can be achieved using any/all variations.

"I am going to massiesterbate so hard when I get home from the clinic."
"Honey, where did you put the broomstick?!? I can't get massiesterbating without my supplies!!"

by ThisGuyOverHere December 23, 2014

Massel

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.

Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.

by Rob July 14, 2004